How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
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