piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
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