My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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