I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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