Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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