I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Even my vagina gasped.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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