Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
This girl is more easily done than said...
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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