Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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