3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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