bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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