I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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