he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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