Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
My Sexting was not on an AP level
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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