yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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