go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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