There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
I see more hoeing in ur future
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