I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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