I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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