did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
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