Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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