So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Just cropdusted the office
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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