I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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