I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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