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Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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