I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
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