Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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