I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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