Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I wear drunk well.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Randomize
