Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
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