playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
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