So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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