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He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
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