At least make sure they are 18
Why
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Randomize
