It's like God shit irony all over that family
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
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