There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
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