when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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