Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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