Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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