sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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