I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
