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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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