We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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