careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
You brought string cheese to the strip club
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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