i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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