I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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