I heard we made out
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
Randomize
