But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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