Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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