I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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