Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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