How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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