just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
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