You don't have asthma, your pregnant
Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
they need to just BURY HIM!
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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